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If you could have the ability to teleport to coordinates you have visited once before (24-hour cool time, up to 23 kg total of yourself and inanimate objects within a 2 meter radius of your body) or the ability to switch places with someone you have met once and know their face and full name (45-minute cool time, up to 1 kg total of yourself and inanimate objects within an 8 cm radius of your body), which would you choose?

過去に一度訪れたことのある座標にテレポーテーションできる能力(24時間のクールタイム、自分自身と自身の肉体から半径2m以内にある無生物合計23kgまで)と、一度会った事があり顔とフルネームを知っている人間と自分自身の場所を入れ替える能力(45分のクールタイム、自分自身と自身の肉体から半径8cm以内にある無生物合計1kgまで)のどちらか一つを獲得できるとしたら、どちらを選択しますか?

かこにいちどおとずれたことのあるざひょうにてれぽーてーしょんできるのうりょく(にじゅうよじかんのくーるたいむ、じぶんじしんとじしんのにくたいからはんけいにきろいないにあるむせいぶつごうけいにじゅうさんきろぐらむまで)と、いちどあったことがありかおとふるねーむをしっているにんげんとじぶんじしんのばしょをいれかえるのうりょく(よんじゅうごふんのくーるたいむ、じぶんじしんとじしんのにくたいからはんけいはっせんちいないにあるむせいぶつごうけいいちきろぐらむまで)のどちらかひとつをかくとくできるとしたら、どちらをせんたくしますか?

kakoni ichido otozureta koto no aru zahyou ni terepo-teshon dekiru nouryoku (nijuuyojikannno ku-ru taimu, jibunn jishinn to jishinn no nikutai karahannkei nikiro inai ni aru museibutsu goukei nijuusann kiro guramu made)to, ichido atta koto ga ari kao to hurune-mu wo shitteiru ninngenn to jibunn jishinn no basho wo ire kaeru nouryoku (yonnjuu gohuu no ku-ru taimu, jibunnjishinn to jishinnno nikutaikara hannkei hassennchi inainiaru museibutsu goukei ichikiro guramumade) no dochiraka hitotsu wo kakutoku dekiru to shitara, dochirawo senntaku shimasu ka?

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Jul 6, 2025, 9:08 PM

teacupthug

Very good question

Jul 6, 2025, 3:33 PM

sasuchuu

first

Jul 6, 2025, 2:21 PM

mabwill313

Second one cause boogie woogie

Jul 6, 2025, 1:50 PM

shutaro10_20

Actually, I want both•••.

Jul 6, 2025, 11:02 AM

111_smokey_111

Definitely the second one

Jul 6, 2025, 11:00 AM

.p.l.4_y.3.r.

ながwwww

Oct 20, 2024, 7:32 AM

jpac2559

I pick switching places so I can observe Gabriel and once he kills someone and teleports away, since it's a 24 hour cooldown, I can go to a police station and switch places with him (not on my watch kiddo)

Oct 20, 2024, 7:11 AM

narwallcanart

I'm sorry, but I barely passed the math what the hell am i looking at

Oct 20, 2024, 2:20 AM

kasaneru3360

Teleport. Not much use for swapping with someone, unless I want to break into their house or something (not that I’d *cough* use it for that *cough*)

Oct 19, 2024, 11:09 PM

afkrobot

Teleporting to somewhere I have been before. I'd become a master assassin, getting close to people and teleporting 24kg of their body to my safehouse with me, presumably the heads, so that I can prove the successful assassination. They won't be able to catch me, they can only try to prevent getting close to me, but once they are within 2 meters it's game over.

Jul 18, 2023, 10:02 AM

kanashiikaras

neither... both are useless to me

Jul 18, 2023, 9:17 AM

emimorbe

i have a fever.

Jul 18, 2023, 5:08 AM

mortibi

I ain't reading all'at

Jul 17, 2023, 11:33 PM

spraycactus

Bro...

Jul 17, 2023, 11:01 PM

Potatoman

SO.

May 26, 2023, 3:18 PM

Fai

definitely teleportation

May 26, 2023, 3:05 PM

[SsH]Unrelated{Spree}

Bro did an essay gaddamn

Nov 14, 2022, 3:45 AM

Mortibi

none

Nov 14, 2022, 12:44 AM

Fai

the former because it'd be pretty annoying for whoever you switched positions with

Nov 14, 2022, 12:40 AM

무궁화 꽃이 피었습니다🌺

i wanna be lady gaga

Nov 14, 2022, 12:19 AM

fritoone

And here ladies and gentlemen, we see what appears to be either a drunk or high AI, possibly both.