>Horse walked inside a bar >Breaks the bartender's leg and refuses to elaborate >Leaves

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カルシファー｢ソフィー、消えちゃうよ、愛をくれなきゃ死んじゃうよ｣ 彼 氏 フ ァ ー

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Today’s study was eggcellent.

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ふとんがふっとんだ

ちんこ

Something funny

Kuru

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Putang ina si optimum pride… ÜR ÜR ÆÆÆÆ

TW:Graphic Vilonce, minor gore mentioned ||There was this person keying cars by using the cars little antenna in Colorado. Apparently he wanted to do the same using the wire from this semi-truck. When he went to key the truck his arm was entangled in in the wiring as the truck left (the truck driver couldn't see the person so he drove after hearing someone crying he stopped). The kids arm was ripped off, someone called the police and of course the truck driver didn't even know the kid was there so why would he be arrested. The officer told him his Amanda rights and cuffed him, the driver asked what he was being charged with. The officer said "armed robbery".||

なんか面白いこ

Yes, I had a very rough day at work today and need y’all to cheer me up. And because of this I don’t have anything funny to say.

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something funny

something funny

Funny story time: one time a bit ago so eone forgot to put the lid on the giant gallon of cooking oil and it fell and spilled all on the floor, nobody noticed this tho, untill my dad was legit **RUNNING** To the bathroom...he legit fell so hard on it im not even joking the whole trailer shook 💀💀💀💀💀

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I don’t need to, just look at Karas’ face if you wanna laugh.

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