弟。くさい。

My friend He didn’t return my textbook for a day.

the other day, some dumb duck tried to tell me how im supposed to learn japanese when i was clearly better than them at the language...

They said they got banned "no reason" from a game's discord server. I asked them what the given reason, they dodged the question. I happened to be in said game's server and searched their username and found they were spamming nsfw terms for literally no reason, doubled down to keep doing it when asked to stop, and tried to argue it wasn't nsfw before getting banned. Needless to say I called them out on it.

i sorta went off on another user because they were being pretentious for no reason

ちゃる 25/8一緒だから(チャルのせいじゃない

My brother wouldn't get up to dismiss his alarm at 5:00am (just the other day), I went and shut it of. [Because the alarm goes on for 10 minutes] he set a second alarm for 5:30, I try to sleep through it but end up shutting it off, a third alarm goes off 6:00 I get right up and shut it off; he wakes up (98% asleep) and says "I didn't give you permission to touch my phone" and instantly falls back asleep (as if he was hit with a sedative). I later ask him why he had several alarms set up at 5 am in the morning, he told me he wanted tk wake up early but he always ignores them so he sets multiple alarms. Then just don't stay up and set one alarm at a reasonable time. We have to sleep in the same room while we're at our dad's, with our mom's we have are own separate rooms for a reason (and even the. He still has those alarms).

every time my mom barges into my room to nag me about some non issue that I have taken care of anyway, it's irrational but I want to sock her in the face

i was holding a speech for the student council committee, and a very funny classmate decided to come next to me and copy my movements or just lay arms on me saying "these aren't real problems, cmon man" i absolutely lost it in front of everyone.

One of my coworkers was doing a grant presentation, and he was presenting some math that didn’t add up. We tried to fix it, but he kept being like “oh it’s the mysteries of percentages, they never make sense”. Thankfully there was a third person who saw the math wasn’t working who was much calmer about it.

just today, this morning

i clocked a guy at the bus stop in the face. lol

talking to a homophobe

When arguing with feminist

Last night when my little sister let the cat sit in her lap while we were eating dinner and refused to listen to me when I told her not to let the cat do that while we were eating.